The banal party tips of Pippa Middleton's now infamous book Celebrate are the inspiration for our new favorite parody Twitter account, @Pippatips, which tweets hilariously simple lifehacks.
We present @Pippatips' 10 most insightful fashion tweets:
#PippaTip: dressing up in nice clothes is a stylish way to look great at a party
— Pippa Middleton Tips (@Pippatips) June 12, 2013
#PippaTip: for the fashion conscious amongst you, stylish new clothes can often be acquired at shops by going shopping
— Pippa Middleton Tips (@Pippatips) June 8, 2013
#PippaTip: think about picking up a few extra bum-tastic dresses as there'll be even more weddings to attend now all your friends can marry
— Pippa Middleton Tips (@Pippatips) February 6, 2013
#PippaTip: Ironing clothes can make them less creased as this sign spotted by PippaTippa @StiltkinRumple shows us https://t.co/4HT98t6u
— Pippa Middleton Tips (@Pippatips) December 23, 2012
#PippaTip: in the cold you can also wear hand-socks (called mittens or gloves) to keep your fingers & palms & backs of your hands toasty
— Pippa Middleton Tips (@Pippatips) December 4, 2012
#PippaTip: keep your tootsies (feet) warm by wearing thick socks in cold weather. Brrrrrr
— Pippa Middleton Tips (@Pippatips) December 4, 2012
#PippaTip: save money by wearing clothes more than once http://t.co/3C87G9wd
— Pippa Middleton Tips (@Pippatips) December 2, 2012
#PippaTip: avoid wearing t-shirts & jumpers & cardigans back-to-front by looking for the neck label, which will usually be at the back
— Pippa Middleton Tips (@Pippatips) November 17, 2012
#PippaTip: jewellery and other accessories can be a divine way of really owning your look
— Pippa Middleton Tips (@Pippatips) November 2, 2012
@Computergirl200 fashionable or stylish clothes are a great way of dressing nicely
— Pippa Middleton Tips (@Pippatips) November 5, 2012
@Andrewweir5 hbuying new clothes is a great way of smelling fresh and looking fashion fresh too
— Pippa Middleton Tips (@Pippatips) October 29, 2012
#PippaTip: Halloween. A fun way to liven up a Halloween party is to wear fancy dress
— Pippa Middleton Tips (@Pippatips) October 27, 2012
#PippaTip: a nice hat can help keep the sun off, simply place on your head et voila - your own personal, portable shade
— Pippa Middleton Tips (@Pippatips) June 5, 2013
@Nick_Southall clothes are often great to be worn at all but the most wild of parties or best of emperor's parades
— Pippa Middleton Tips (@Pippatips) June 5, 2013
Due to the success of @Pippatweets, which has 54,000 followers, its purported creators, Suzanne Azzopardi and Mat Morrisroe, followed up with a tongue-in-check pregnancy guide titled When One is Expecting: A Posh Person's Guide to Pregnancy and Parenting. The book, which was published in June, includes pregnancy tips such as “You will probably undergo lots of tests at this point. Don’t worry though, you won’t need to revise.”
Let’s just say Pippa Middleton isn’t too happy about the whole thing. Her lawyers reportedly sent a letter to @Pippatips’ publisher, Icon Books Ltd., in an attempt to shut the Twitter account down. @Pippatips hasn’t tweeted since June 14th, two days after their book was published.
#Pippatips: Oh Pippa, don’t you know we love you just the way you are?
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